9:45 am (wees in potty = 0)
Well I put JJ into his new super exciting Paw Patrol pull-up pants this morning... Buuut then thanks to Big A being away for work today, I had to get a taxi to JD's school. By the time I got home with lots of promises of marshmallows for wees in potties... I pulled down his pull-ups to find he had already made a liquid deposit this morning... Dangit! Ah well... I'll try anyway! Sit him on the potty for 5-10 mins, give him a little soft toy show about wee wees etc (I should have been a children's TV presenter I tell you!)
But no luck... Not even a piddle!
Oh well... Fingers crossed for the next try!
10:31 (Wees in potty = 0)
So I just got momentarily uber excited! I'd been out to hang up some washing and came back to what looked like a full on number 2 in his potty!!! I was amazed!... For all of about 2 seconds.
He'd been raiding the fruit bowl! That's a kiwi! :(
Oh... Also, on another "sitting him on the toilet and trying to keep it jolly" attempt, he's now reached the tantrum stage! Oh joys!
Waaaaaa!!! He's done at least 2 wees, both of which were in his damned pull-ups.
I've tried putting him on every 15-20 mins for 5 mins at a time and nothing! Gaarrrgghhhh
I've tried changing tactic now. I've put him in pants... I'll probably regret this soon...
12.10
Yes... I regret it.
On a plus side, at least he came in and told me that he had created a puddle on the kitchen floor... Is that progress?!
Yeah... So he just peed all over the floor again... But this time he was a foot away from the damned potty!
I feel I may be going potty from the number of times I've said potty today!
13:05
Had a poop in his pants. So gross.
13:19
I decided to just chill out a bit (aka give up a little)
We're now outside in his pants and playing in water. Today can just be a recognising when he has peed day.
Until my next melt down!

13:22
Queue melt down: he just peed on my feet and I'm wearing flip flops!!
14:05
I need a pick me up - this boy is utterly clueless. I literally talk to him about the potty, marshmallows, get him to try sitting on it for a while... 5 mins later... the dreaded sound of liquid landing on the floor! Uuugghhh.
18:23
So I stopped my regular updates... It was all much of the same - attempts to get him to sit on the potty, him insisting the wee was "all gone" and then him piddling all over the floor within minutes.
Final count:
Wees in potty: 0
Everywhere else: who the hell knows... Millions!
Verdict: Failure!
Why the hell did I start this the day before my birthday?!
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